WTF mate?!
What is Shultzilla?
Shultzilla is a little green monster that will eat you if you don’t buy something. So go ahead…get to clicking away with that mouse.
How many items can I order?
Order as many items as you would like. You demand; we will supply.
When will I receive my order?
Please allow up to 2 weeks to receive your order. We don’t forsee it taking us two weeks to send your goodies out, but we need to make sure we cover our butts. So two weeks from when you place your order.
How do I order these items?
Use the ‘add to cart’ buttons, silly. And then click on the checkout button in the top right of the site. Follow the prompts, enter your info, and your item(s) will be delivered right to your doorstep.
Will these shirts get me lots of chicks/dudes?
That depends on how cute you are… and what sunglasses you wear with said shirt(s) and/or bags.
What’s your return policy?
See ‘returns’.
